19th September 2017

The Drug Dealer, A Fool In A Beat Up Car, Cops, Two Horses And A Bonus

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You really couldn't make this story up.

Picture the scene.

Actually, let me start again...

Try your very best to picture the ridiculous scene...

You've got two idiots in an old beat up car up to no good (one idiots a drug dealer)... like I say, up to no good.

A bit of an understatement I know.

Anyway, we're driving through town, minding our own business (up to no good) when suddenly I see something I never ever expected to see in my life whilst not on any hallucinogenic...

I spot not one, but two Police. But this was no ordinary night, because for some very strange reason, they was both on big bloody horses...

I shit you not!

I'm telling you straight up they was both on horseback.

And so the chase begins...

I put my foot down and start weaving in and out the back alleys around the town center... trying my best to out wit two police men galloping as fast as they could, trying to cut me off...

Only problem for them was...

I was born in this town and they most probably wasn't... so I knew every one way street, every back alley, every dead end and so on...

I kid you not the chase went on for the best part of an hour.

Every time I turned into a street, I could see a copper on a horse galloping. Working in tandum with his buddy to try block me off...

While all this was going on, my passenger (the dealer) was stuffing drugs in every hole he could find...

Yeah, I'll leave that to your imaginations.

Talk about panic. If we'd have been caught we'd have both been going down for a decent stretch...

Because not only was we carrying a lot of heroin... I was driving an old bangor with no license, not road tax, no MOT and no insurance.

​It's just a good job I knew the streets like the back of my hand...

I can still remember the feeling as I made it through the back streets and onto the main road, looking in my rear mirror watching both horse-mounted Police men pulling up their horses... 

Giving up the chase as I sped off.

This isn't exactly a story to tell the grandkids (unless you're a plank)... and besides, I don't have kids... so no grandkids to corrupt for me.

I look back and laugh now.

It's how I deal with all the craziness that went on for 10 years of my life addicted to heroin...

I really could write a book.

You see it isn't always all darkness and gloom as we tend to imagine with heroin addiction... or any addiction for that matter. Especially if you're running with the pack.

Crazy stuff happens. Often funny!

Don't get me wrong... if I was to try measure it. I'd say my 10 years of heroin addiction was 95% gloom and 5% crazy funny... But sadly 100% worrying frantically and gloom for my parents...

So just say no kids. It ain't cool.

That night was like something you'd see in a movie though... or maybe a comedy even...

I mean come on...

How often in life do you see a car chase involving two horse-mounted coppers galloping down the street...

They had neigh chance!

Bad joke Ian. 

You might be thinking; what the flaming hell was you doing taking such a big risk driving around with a well known big time drug dealer in my battered old car...

And I'd say, good question and it was all for the Brucie bonus.

I was desperate. In pain you could say. He had the stuff that took away the pain and I got plenty free for driving him around dropping off and picking up...

Today that kind of bonus would be flushed straight down the
toilet within seconds. NO JOKE! 

I'm coming up to 20 years clean of all drugs and I don't intend on ever going back there anytime soon...

But yep... It was all about the bonuses.

The things some people do for a bonus eh? I've heard of people spending... I mean wasting hours trawling Google, to find the biggest, largest, bestest bonus package ever put together, EVER!

Some of these bonus packages are pushing $100,000 you know.

Please tell me you're not one of these people...

Please tell me you don't fall for a bundle of crappy PLR having a value of $30,000+ slapped on it... You're not are you?

If you are... be honest. What are you doing with those thousands of dollars worth of bonuses?

Nothing right?

Of course... because:

  1. They are so huge they're overwhelming
  2. They hide away in a folder collecting dust
  3. They're rubbish PLR

Which is why I decided to give you something decent.

Take little notice of how bad I am on video... I'm learning. We all gotta start somewhere right?

For too long I've let myself be scared of video but I've decided to stop being bloody stupid... just like I did at 27 when I picked up the phone and begged a rehab to take me in because I'd had enough of being scared all the time...

That wasn't how I planned my life to be when the teacher asked when I was 10... I think I wanted to be a fireman at that age.

Then as a teenager... I was thinking big.

I was good drawer and I loved music... so it was either an advertising artist, a sign writer or someone who does the artwork on records... Remember Vinyl?...

Remember the smell?

Funny how things turn out isn't it?

Owe your what?

Owe your bonuses... you thought I'd forgotten them didn't you?

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Seriously now...

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And rightly so as well.

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